Both of the Bright Sides: The Battle (A very, very late pi day story)

Hi! this is a photo story. I took the pics On pi day, but just couldn't get to writing it until now.
here's the story. enjoy!

(please dont mind the quality of the pictures, or the messy room in the backround.)
Ok, now enjoy.

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when Maria walked into the room, she saw Ashley and the twins watching a T.V. show.
"This show is so cheesy!" ejaculated Ashley. " I cant believe this narrator. He's so bad at this! who hired him!?" "Uh, Ashley, why don't you just stop watching it?" said Maria. "It's a Beautiful day! Go outside!"

Ashley bounced off the bed, leaving Autumn and Grace still glued to the screen.
"Well, what are we supposed to do if we cant watch T.V?" she said, Ignoring the going outside suggestion. "And, its a puppy show! Even if it is a little cheesy, And Even if the narrator sounds like a cross between a constipated cow and a pig giving birth!" she said.
"I will not even respond to that comment." Maria said "I suppose you can watch one more episode,
but- SERIOUSLY???!!!"

She had turned around to find all three of her sisters glued to the screen once more. *
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the girls had finally found something creative to do. A pie competition! Grace was judge, and all of the other dolls had made pies.

"first, we have Autumn, with her applespice delight!"

" Next there's Maria, with her blueberry wonder!"

" And last, but not least, Here's Ashley! with her cherry spring celebration!"

(wow that is a blurry picture.)

Grace took a slice of each pie, carefully. (muttering things about how it didn't cut very well, or how wet the crust was)

She tried them each. "mmm. delicious filling, but a trifle soggy with the crust there, Autumn."

"ahh! nicely done, Maria, but a little dry. could use some whipped cream."

at this point, Maria interjected. "Grace, you dont need to be so critical, and also, please stop with the British accent."
"ok, fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. but its so fun!" she humphed.

"Next! ... oh, Ashley. that is just... um... delightful." Her face went through various stages of torture.

"That is just... just, an unforgettable flavor. I will never. NEVER. forget this pie." she said.

"Ok, on with the competition! I shall choose the winner!
the winner is..."what`s that noise?

"heave, ho! heave, ho!...Alright men, put your back into it!"

"uh, what are you doing? those are our pies."

"we are takin' this ere' pie into custody. custody is the name of our viwage.

we shaw' eat it there." said the chief baby. "go on men! lift those pies! go, go, gooo! push!"

the legos began to push their cart, newly filled with pie.

"not so fast!" said a voice.

"we want our share of the pie! you have to give us some! or else."
"er' else what? ya ninnies!"
"or else BATTLE! CHARRRRRRRRGE!!!!"

The legos were engaged in fullscale war.

meanwhile...

"excuse us."

"we have the pies, so you have to do what we say."

"you guys are behaving shamefully. you don't deserve any pie."

"these were our pies, and you just stole them! but.. we are nice people,
and we think we can share. theres plenty for everyone."

"lets eat! or, dig in! or words to that effect."

SECONDS LATER...

the sisters sat in choruses of "mmmmmm"s and"yum!"s

and other expressions of heavenly bliss.

"you know, this worked out pretty well." said Ashley "The day wouldn't have been half so exciting if the legos hadn't come. oh, and here's a secret to my great pie. I BOUGHT it. at WALMART. Great, huh?"